This is one of my dogs.
She is neat.
She is big.
She barks sometimes.
She likes walks.
She prefers burritos to chimichangas.
Her favorite country is Ecuador.
Her favorite music group is Hootie and the Blowfish.
Her favorite hobby is stealing the neighbor's mail.
Her favorite curse word is "son of a cunt".
Her favorite song is "Who Let The Dogs Out".
She used to date one of the Baja Men.
She broke up with him when he refused to take her to see Monsters and Aliens in 3-D.
Her name is Madison.
She is neat.
I might be drunk.
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