10. I have a “man-crush” on Mehmet Okur. I heard he paper maches his ladies before his boner “Okurs”.9. Why does Lil Wayne always sound like he's constipated when he talks?
8. Kroger Brand cereals are actually better than the name brand. Do yourself a favor and try out the “Marshmallow Treasures”. That bitch has more ‘mallows than a semi-gay church retreat campfire.
7. Kevin Love will end up being a Hall of Famer. The next Kevin McHale (Ironically his current coach)……See me in 12 years.
6. Check out the movie “Sex and Breakfast”. Besides seeing McCaulley Culken banging the
Canadian Mist-sweet-bodied Elisha Dushku, it actually has a decent story line……But, Alexis Dziena also gets banged like a steroid-infused football player’s locker.5. What the fuck is with the new Gatorade bottles? “G”?!!…..Really?! Just like the new Mountain Dew bottles, I will actually buy less.
4. When a player passes to a player that is fouled on the shot and makes both free throws, he should be credited with an assist.
3. Jason Kidd. Jamie Moyer. Morten Anderson……….age is differential.
2. Why does Clive Owen only star in movies that are about hiding from someone, while protecting a woman? I’d love to see him star as a former Alabama Mr. Basketball turned prison guard, sent back in time to win the East St. Louis Penitentiary’s 3-on-3 Prison Guard/Prisoner basketball tournament.
1. Breakfast for dinner is waaaaaay underrated. Who says you can't have biscuits and gravy with a god damn omelet for dinner?
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