1. Sweatpants should be mandatory for all guests. (Zubaz pants count)
2. No "Ultra" beer.
3. Over 75% of the food should somehow consist of cheese.
4. Whenever a new guest walks in the door, the host shall not yell, "There he is!"
5. Farts should be encouraged
6. All female guests should be required to have "vintage Mrs. Warner" haircuts.
7. No hairspray or hair gel on male guests will be tolerated. This is a Super Bowl party, not a dance club.
8. At no time should any guest "pop their collar".
9. Harold Reynolds.
10. Less potato chips, but more Combos. Pepperoni pizza Combos are as underrated as Nikki Cox's rack of excellence.
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