10. Cohen's team doesn't have a single player ranked in Yahoo's top 25, other than Mr. James. Pretty amazing for a 1st place team. This is the true reason that consistency is kind in baseball and basketball.
9. The Bluetooth headset is the worst invention ever. The second worst invention was that stupid chain that connected your jeans to your wallet. If you ever wore one, you accept that you are a tool.
8. The world would be a better place if every toilet seat had a fuzzy, cushy seat cover. let's make it happen.
7. Making your bed is the most worthless act in the universe. If you are going to get right back into it 12 hours or so later and make the damn thing look the exact same, what the fuck is the point of making it in the first place?
6. Contrary to popular belief, studies have revealed that Caucasian men actually have the longest weiners on average. African American men were second. South Koreans were last. However, I wonder how scientific this study was, because one fateful evening in the Pacers locker room as a ball boy, Dale Davis proved this theory wrong in epic proportions.
5. peeing in the shower is absolutely normal.
4. The over/under on the percentage of the hired teeny boppers dancing around in front of The Boss's stage at this year's Super Bowl halftime show that have no fucking clue who he is should be set at 97.
3. I HATE seeing fat people grocery shopping using electric carts. They're supposed to be for the elderly or handicapped customers. Maybe they wouldn't be so fat if they would just get off their lazy ass and walk around the damn store like everyone else.
2. Google "Tim Tebow's girlfriend" Holy Shit.
1. TruTV's Rehab at The Hard Rock. Check it out.
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