10. It is 1:07 a.m. and I just called some hotline of a ‘jesus TV station. They claimed that you could donate 1,000 dollars and “plant a gospel seed”. So, I called their bluff and called. I told them I was a rich, spoiled brat with a CEO for a dad, that had thousands of dollars to donate, but I demanded to know what the definition of “planting a gospel seed” was. She explained to me that the thousand dollars would plant a seed in the name of the lord. I explained to her that that was a ridiculous answer and that they are essentially stealing money to do fake things that don't even exist. The operator was completely stunned and had no response……………I know this one was long, but think about how many fucking old people waste their money on this crap. You know damn well that the TV pastor is making 7 figures and pissing on hookers in the bathroom at Rams’ games.
9. Hooters’ wings actually aren’t very good
8. http://spartyandfriends.com/2009/01/16/the-next-piece-of-the -lebron-011809-puzzle-revealed/
It’d actually help Cleveland if it was real.
7. Family Guy. Wed. January 14, 2009.
(Peter and the guys are at the Drunken Clam looking at a porno magazine.)
Cleveland: “I’m no school administrator, but there is a school extension program going on in my pants.”
6. Hiccups suck. Seriously, why the hell do they happen and why are they so damn annoying?
5. Do guys on sex phone lines actually think the girls they are talking to look like the same ones that were on the TV commercials?
4. I apologize to all. Mehmet Okur is actually not the most underrated fantasy player. Randy Foye is.
3. I found this on Dictionary.com
What the hell?
poop
Poop\, n. [F. poupe; cf. Sp. & Pg. popa, It. poppa; all fr. L. puppis.] (Naut.) A deck raised above the after part of a vessel; the hindmost or after part of a vessel's hull; also, a cabin covered by such a deck. See Poop deck, under Deck. See also Roundhouse.
With wind in poop, the vessel plows the sea. --Dryden.
2. If anyone has EVER seen the Royal Spa commercial that shows two very fat people, most likely a guy and his wife, fully clothed and sitting in a hot tub without any water, you know what I mean. Neither of the couple make any facial expressions, while the salesman screams about hot tubs. Being an advertising major, I swear to god I called Royal Spa late one night and left a message on their answering machine, demanding to know what the hell was with the two miserable fat people in clothes in the hot tub. I saw this commercial 8 months ago, and to this day, I can’t figure out what the hell is going on.
1. The number one sleeper in fantasy baseball this year is………
Stephen Drew. He’ll end up as a top 4 shortstop.
Didn't Sexy have a little fling with him a couple years ago?
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