"A-Fraud is apparently just like Wooderson: I keep gettin' older, but they keep stayin' the same age."

I must admit that I found this picture from today's Deadspin.com, but seriously? This guy is just plain weird. First, he marries a chick that is not that hot (obviously, he could bang any chick he wanted). Secondly, he divorces her and begins seeing crusty Madonna. Next, Torre claims he was "obsessed with Jeter". Lastly, pictures like this appear. However, is it just me, or is this the hottest group of sorirty ladies he could find? And what the hell is the dude behind him actually doing to A-Rod's butt?