Remember when you thought about Kurt Warner’s wife, Brenda, you would instantly picture Corey Feldman from the late 80’s and your dick would hide like a slave on the underground railroad? Well, that image will be leaving your head, while a much improved Brenda Warner has decided to finally let the front of her hair catch up to the back of it. Plus, the George Clooney-like salt and pepper color has been changed to a “fuck me” blond. So today, in celebration of Brenda Warner’s Mullet Exile, we will review, in my opinion, the 5 best mullets of all time.
5. JOHN KRUK
Rustic and Greasy, a perfect combination, he looked like a duck hunter from Alabama lost in Philadelphia.
4. RANDY JOHNSON
The best mullet in all of MLB history. Apparently, 2% of his career strikeouts have been credited to “Mullet Distraction”.
3. Larry The Legend
The epitome of Southern Indiana. Larry was the sole reason Great Clips became so popular in Indiana, as thousands of mullet-hungry wanna-be Larry's swarmed the place demanding business in the front and more party in the back.
2. Uncle Jesse. The ultimate Full House mullet. Remember the pink bunny
wallpaper?1. I have no fucking idea who the hell this guy is, but there is no contest.
Maybe not a celebrity, but definitely the greatest mullet of all-time.P.S. Is this Dan Patrick?
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