I will do almost anything for money. In fact, there is a price for anything. I mean, I probably won't super glue my forehead to a dog's ass or drink a gallon of cardinal spunk, but today's offer at work was an easy decision for me. So when one of my co-workers offered me 2 dollars to let her rip nose hairs out of my nose with pliers, I didn't bite. But then she offered me three dollars and I couldn't resist. I mean, c'mon. Three dollars is over half of a 5 dollar footlong from Subway!
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