Top Ten Jan. 14, 2009

10. I honestly think at least twice a week about whether or not I could get hired for a job if I insisted on wearing a cape during the interview.

9. I don’t care what they call them, but those handwarmers that QB’s wear around their waists are definitely fanny packs.

8. Slushies are hands down, one of the most underrated things on this earth. Second would be Zach Greinke.

7. Haywood Workman has to have one of the most repulsive geintal regions that a “non-homeless” man can have.

6. Fountain drinks taste better than bottled soda, but canned soda tastes even better than fountain drinks.

5. Turtlenecks on women should be outlawed for eternity. What the fuck is the point?

4. It is a very strong possibility that Rick and Nick Mullenix wore “dickies” as children.

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3. 90 % of people that buy and collect DVDs strictly do so for the purpose of showing off their collection of movies that they will never watch again, but thank god they at least have the damn cover to prove it. Seriously, one of “these guys” would rather pay 25 bucks for a new DVD in its package than accept a free burned copy of the same damn movie. You gotta have the case, right?

2. When Jeff Fisher returns home from golf he tells his wife that he broke 80 “again”, but the truth is that he shot 89 and used 6 mulligans.

1. I shed a couple tears and stroked my balls gently while listening to Jim Irsay’s poem today at Dungy’s press conference. Thank you Tony D. He’s not strong. He’s my brother.