10. and you thought my videos were bad....
apparently there is a more pathetic team than IU......
Bradley Shuffle?
http://deadspin.com/5130315/bradley-braves-jump-on-the-hot-s uper-bowl-shuffle-craze-thats-sweeping-the-nation?autoplay=t rue
Even if i could understand why they made that, why the hell was it nine fucking minutes long?
9. Mehmet Okur is as underrated as Step Brothers was overrated.
8. John Heder should quit acting. It was a one time thing and Napoleon Dynamite was it.
7. Dereck Lowe is the first non-Russian, non-hockey-playing human to actually pull off the mullet.
6. An average person produces more than a half-liter of farts per day and termites produce more farts than any organism on Earth.
5. In 1912, a restling match between Swede Alfred Asikanen and Russian Martin Klein lasted more than 11 hours. That sounds more like sex than wrestling to me.
4. Everyone should experience watching television in the bathtub at least once.
3. If Indy gets Percy Harvin in this year's draft, I will stuff my underwear with mac n' cheese (Percy's favorite food) and not change my pants for a week.
2. I wish JaMarcus Russell was born 70 years ago, so he could have met Helen Keller. Their conversations would be priceless.
1. Stacy Kiebler has the greatest set of legs on the planet. Plus, her parents make really good cookies.
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