10. There is absolutely no way, impossible, to convince me that there is any single meal that is better than a steak smothered in A1 Sauce, a loaded potato, loaded with enough grease and fat to give nicole richey a boob, and an ice cold beer.
9. Men buy nice clothes to attract women. Men drive sports cars to attract women. Men have to be decent and do gay things to attract women. Men bathe and groom themselves to attract women.....If we didn't have this silly thing attached to ourselves that forced us to make us squirt stuff everywhere, just imagine all the money we'd save........I could finally have a hot tub in my bedroom that doubled as a bathtub.
8. I pray for the day solid-colored, velvet jump suits are in.
7. You know "that" guy. Everyone knows one. There is just always "that" guy that hates every hometown team, always roots against them, and then roots himself for stupid teams across the nation that he has absolutely no ties with.......I hate that guy.
6. I hate straight billed hats and hats tilted to the side. We all know that when you put it on and looked in the mirror, it was straight. You always had worn it straight, but then you tilt it to the side and smile at the shiny New Era decval under the bill and smile, knowing that NOW you are a badass.
5. Why do we have to eat certain things at certain times of the day? It would be nice to have a piece of pizza for breakfast and an omelette for dinner.
4. Cake sucks. Pie is good.
3. BUTLER is number THREE in the RPI rankings.
2. Who is the only player in the NBA to ever record a quad-double? Alvin Robertson, but I think Chris Paul might be the next.
1. Michelob and Michelob Light is incredible. I forgot.
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